The Quotebag

And now, forward with the Quotebag, where we feature the best that the writers at Wolf Films have to offer. Here's your chance to play around with great lines like "Quick! Lock the door before somebody comes in with a case we can win!" and "OK, let me see if I got this straight. Stanley somebody, who's a fashion photographer someplace, uh, lives in some apartment, uh, probably in a building at 114th and Riverside, and has a message about the murder of somebody who might be named DeeDee?" (Quick quiz... who said each of the above lines? Extra brownie points if you know which episodes they said them in! Click here for the answer )

Here are some of my favorite Law & Order one-liners, courtesy of some of our more observant (or possibly more obsessive) site visitors...

"I love a case where a homicidal gun dealer's our best witness."

Adam Schiff, from Kids

"Judge Sally Norton... she gets overturned anymore, she'll be walking upside down."

Adam Schiff, from Kids

"You've been qualified as a hostile witness, Miss Donohue. There's no onus on you to prove that you're hostile."

Judge Deborah Bourke, from Standoff

"I'm the DA, I can arrest anyone."

Jack McCoy, from Scoundrels

"The last time conspiracy was easy to prove was Judas and the Romans".

Ben Stone, from The Blue Wall

"You got around double jeopardy. You climbed Everest in your shorts on a very cold day. Good work!"

Adam Schiff, to Jack McCoy, from Jeopardy

(submitted by eaudette)

"I have a solution that will make us all very happy...No deals for anyone, let's hang 'em all!"

Abbie Carmichael, from Cherished

(submitted by natcas)

"Arrogant is trying to create your own race of people!"

Jack McCoy, from Seed

(submitted by Hope)